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Working on my backwards walk. [Jul. 10th, 2008|10:05 pm]
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[hearing |The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)]

Dear Livejournal (particularly the Melbourne faction),

I am currently in the middle of nowhere Glen Waverley, being mollycoddled staying with family for a bit (in a house with ducted heating ... mmm ...). Despite being several light years from anywhere that is good to go, this is working out pretty well; being sick and pathetic is less of a problem when warmth and food are more readily available than they are in the wilds of Coburg.

HOWEVER, that is not really why I am posting.

I am posting because in a couple of weeks (Thursday after next, in fact), I will be running away to join the circus fleeing the country leaving the state for warmer climes and Awesomeness, so the next couple of weeks are your last chance for a while to bask in my Awesomeness.

I'm in two minds about whether or not to have a Going Away Thing; I don't want to disappear without seeing people, but on the other hand organising a Thing seems like a prohibitively painful and potentially doomed task. So, I don't know.

I present the following poll in an attempt to both disseminate and gather information, without drowning the internet in oceans of awkward prose:

Poll #1220899 The Mysterious Disappearance Poll
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Whatever could be to blame for the impending departure of [info]insomnius?

View Answers

Global warming.
6 (21.4%)

Thetans.
1 (3.6%)

[info]drjon
4 (14.3%)

The patriarchy.
4 (14.3%)

[info]drjon's thetans.
3 (10.7%)

[info]chifley
5 (17.9%)

The boogie.
5 (17.9%)

Should [info]insomnius have a Going Away Thing?

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Yes.
16 (57.1%)

Yes, but only if it isn't in Glen Waverley.
2 (7.1%)

Yes, but I have several selfish demands which must be met to ensure my attendance.
7 (25.0%)

Whatever.
2 (7.1%)

No. Too much effort for too little gain.
1 (3.6%)

No. Nobody actually cares.
0 (0.0%)

Did you know that Steamband is awesome?

View Answers

Yes.
6 (22.2%)

Well, I do now.
21 (77.8%)



I think there was something else I was going to say as well, but then I got distracted by reading about thetans on Wikipedia and now I've forgotten.

Anyway, if you have something of mine or I have something of yours, or if you just want to catch up despite my current impediments (sick, far away, mildly obsessed with Steamband), give me a hoy. And if you just want to hurl insults and sharp objects at me, I recommend waiting a couple of weeks first.

Yours in Christ Yrs,
[info]insomnius
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[User Picture]From: [info]conrad_zaar
2008-07-10 07:09 pm (UTC)

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Steamband is awesome. I was playing a lot of it right before I came home - enough to keep me from finishing my final paper.
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-11 01:10 am (UTC)

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Oh dear ...

I won Steamband without even realising yesterday, because I have to play 0.4.0 (the latest version won't work on a Mac, which is all I have) and there's some kind of bug that means it doesn't notice when you win. I got as far as Lab Level 8 before I got suspicious and Googled to find out that I had, in fact, won eight levels ago.
[User Picture]From: [info]laurenmitchell
2008-07-10 08:22 pm (UTC)

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Actually, Glen Waverley's good for me. It's not so far from where I live, as opposed to places like Brunswick, Carlton and the city, which are far away from me.

I'll try and be there wherever it is, though.
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-11 01:24 am (UTC)

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Thanks! Not that I'm sure there will be a Thing, yet. Maybe I'll just advertise my imminent presence at a few different locations over the next couple of weeks. The travelling [info]insomnius show!

I'm sorry I won't make it to your celebratory thingy tonight. But many many congratulations of getting out of the pit of doom :)
[User Picture]From: [info]mawaridi
2008-07-10 10:55 pm (UTC)

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Damn patriarchy!

Glen Waverley is not far away from everything! It is closer to meeee! And even closer to [info]splatchtrock.
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-11 01:12 am (UTC)

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That is true! I still find it very difficult to budge from my "everything in Glen Waverley is terrible" mindset, but obviously I should try harder!
[User Picture]From: [info]ephant
2008-07-11 12:09 am (UTC)

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I have decided that I will travel as far as necessary to see you before you go away. If you don't have a Going Away Thing I will have to travel a *really* long way in order to see you after you go away.

<3
[User Picture]From: [info]shehasathree
2008-07-11 01:16 am (UTC)

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Glen Waverleyness is no impediment to me & steve, although timing might be something of an impediment. i think you should have a going-away-thing unless it feeeels like too much work/effort/complicatedness for you right now, in which case you shouldn't. or at least, you shouldn't be the one in charge of organising it.

also, i am glad that the food and ducted heating is agreeing with you.
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-11 02:30 am (UTC)

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I am possibly devising a cunning plan, which may or may not involve Saturday the 19th. I suppose we will see what happens!

mmm heating.
[User Picture]From: [info]atygir
2008-07-11 03:41 am (UTC)

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I drove myself (!) to Glen Waverley a few weeks ago. It was surprisingly pain free!
[User Picture]From: [info]gea2
2008-07-11 10:38 am (UTC)

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Glen Waverley is too far away, I demand a Gulfstream!
[User Picture]From: [info]splatchtrock
2008-07-11 11:46 am (UTC)

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Does that run past New Zealand?
[User Picture]From: [info]winterlime
2008-07-11 03:00 pm (UTC)

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Or the eastern US?
[User Picture]From: [info]gea2
2008-07-12 05:20 am (UTC)

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We are of the opinion that they are a fancy sort of corporate jet, and not an ocean current.

While superficially they may seem similar, I assure you, they are entirely different sorts of things.
[User Picture]From: [info]juzbunny
2008-07-11 12:46 pm (UTC)

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Travelling far away is a reasonable idea if you're going somewhere warm. If you're going to the US, or Eastern Europe, I can mind modest items like music stands for you... (God, I'm cheap...) Having a going away party in Glen Waverley expresses your awesomeness well.
[User Picture]From: [info]ranorith
2008-07-11 01:20 pm (UTC)

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Glen Waverly is better for me than city bound.
And if you have a Thing, I might even come!
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-13 03:15 am (UTC)

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Careful! Are you sure you'd want to break your streak? :)
[User Picture]From: [info]ranorith
2008-07-13 06:38 am (UTC)

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Hmmm fair call.
Might not bother.

Or will I?
From: [info]parakleta
2008-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)

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I played Steamband for a bit but got confused by the mecha. I intend to try again at some point.

I would enjoy attending any kind of thing, but I can only really do weekends. Glen Waverley is closer than not Glen Waverley.
[User Picture]From: [info]m0rrigan_lunar
2008-07-13 09:56 am (UTC)

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Um. Where you going, and why?
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-13 10:00 am (UTC)

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The answer to your second question can be found in the answers to the first question in the poll :)
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-13 10:00 am (UTC)

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Oh! And the first question can probably be answered by thinking about our crazy similar lives!
[User Picture]From: [info]m0rrigan_lunar
2008-07-13 10:03 am (UTC)

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Ahh. Well. At least you know where you'll move to after Brisbane (?).
[User Picture]From: [info]mercdaemon
2008-07-13 11:37 am (UTC)

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The last time I played Steamband, I forgot it was really an Angband variant. Therefore, I "accidentally" loaded my shotgun with (-23, -23) {cursed} buckshot (or whatever it was) on level 1 and had 0 chance of actually doing anything for the rest of the game.

Other than that, it was a fairly good variant.
[User Picture]From: [info]insomnius
2008-07-15 08:34 am (UTC)

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I had an issue with accidental cursed ammo in some variant or other recently, but I just shot it all at nothing and then used a non-cursed kind. Then I wasn't sure why I'd never thought of doing that before.

I'm guessing that in Steam there is more of an issue with ranged weapons making noise, I wouldn't really know because I just meleed everything to death and won. So unsophisticated, but it worked.

Edited at 2008-07-15 08:34 am (UTC)
[User Picture]From: [info]mercdaemon
2008-07-15 08:50 am (UTC)

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but I just shot it all at nothing and then used a non-cursed kind. Then I wasn't sure why I'd never thought of doing that before.

Come to think of it, not sure why I didn't do that either. Seems pretty obvious now that it's mentioned to me. The other half of what should have been obvious was "This is an Angband variant (of which I've played lots), items on level 1 are never useful".